Gwyneth Paltrow, flat-ironed in all-black: lovely, dated or peasanty?
These are new photos of Gwyneth Paltrow, out and about in London last night for Fashion’s Night Out. She was at some Coach event at their new store, and Goop finally dropped the orange and went back to black. I actually like her outfit a lot – it’s flattering, chic and simple. The pants are especially nice. Here’s a question, though: Why does Goop insist on flat-ironing? I get that her style heyday was in the 1990s, the Era of the Flat-Iron, but surely she knows that by continuing to flat-iron her hair, she looks… dated?!? Goop? Never! But she does – imagine how much better she would look if her hair was fluffy and she let her natural waves fly?
In other Goop news, she’s just signed on for a new movie that will have her playing a sex addict. How gauche! The film is called Thanks for Sharing, and it will be directed by Stuart Blumberg, and costar Mark Ruffalo, Tim Robbins and Joely Richardson. I wonder if this is yet another supporting part that Gwyneth can film quickly so she can rush back to her children, her only “real achievement”.
Also – did you know that Gwyneth didn’t update her Goop newsletter for more than a month while she went on holiday? Being a professional snot is SO HARD. But Goop returned this week with Gwyneth’s “scrapbook from Venice”. Basically, she just took photos from her phone and wrote down everything she did for two days. It’s pretty much an advertisement for Contagion, which comes out this weekend (which I think will bomb at the box office – just my opinion). Here’s Goop’s intro:
Hello lovely readers! I’m just back from a delightfully laborious Labor Day weekend in Venice, Italy, where I was in attendance for the premiere of the excellent film, Contagion. It was just over 48 hours of jam-packed happenings and the food was sublime. Below is my little scrapbook.
Happy back to school. Not.
Love, GP
[From GOOP]
NOT. Gwyneth and Justin Timberlake are the same. They are both so, so dated. They both say “Not” like it’s still cool. Anyway, you can read this week’s Goop newsletter here, and I’ve included some of the photos below. NOT. No, I did.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Goop.
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